My legal name is Rigel Tim Pawlak. The initals create my current stage name "Artie Pee".
I wait tables, clown, do stand up, improv, sketch, puppets, burlesque, and other performance acts. I have an inactive real estate license and a foreskin. I own a house. It's a three bedroom. I live in the living room and rent the three bedrooms out. I ride a bicycle. It has tie dye duct tape on it, and blue taillights.
I have come up with a new persona, one that will finally topple Sister Bad Habit from her throne of Asheville's Most Colorful Character. The Syndrome to Asheville's Incredibles.
With the debut of this blog, comes the debut of Asheville's Newest Hero,
THE ASHEVILLE KID
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